Your best aviation jokes

[EVO_G-vlogs_200]

Hi guys! So, this is the thread to share ur favourite aviation jokes! They can be good, cheesy, cringy, and even so bad their good!

I’ll go first;
Why did the 747 refuse to fly?
It woke up with a bad altitude!

Enjoy guys!

[Balloonchaser]

Love the joke but please see a post from the IFC Moderation Team as to why topics like these aren’t permitted:

What Aviation Jokes do you Know?

There is a reason the old one was closed. It had nothing to do with Infinite Flight and after all this is an Infinite Flight community, not a general aviation message board. People just stole jokes from the internet, some were inappropriate or made fun of other airlines or incidents. After a while people started to argue with each other and then flag everything. Thank you for understanding.

[EVO_G-vlogs_200]

Ah, I’m very sorry

[Balloonchaser]

Don’t be sorry. This is the Infinite Flight Community after all and community ideas and engagement is what runs this forum!

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The issues that were brought up by Chris in that topic linked above is why this topic isn’t allowed. It’s just not feasible to run a thread like this without continuous flags and arguments. Continue to come up with awesome thread ideas though (like this one) and post them (as long as its not a duplicate and its not against any IFC rules/guidelines). Have a great day!