Yo Momma Plane Jokes

Yo momma so fat, they transport her in the Airbus beluga.

I know it sucks

8 Likes

Yo momma is so fat that her mass makes a deep and wide enough gravitational hole that even a black hole can’t escape.
Joke made on the Space Shuttle (which is a plane that glides).

1 Like

Yo momma so stupid when she heard of the Airbus beluga she ran and got on a beluga whale

I know it sucks

1 Like

I will feel so immature after this…

Yo mama so fat, she makes up the airport terminal building.

I know it sucks

7 Likes

Yo momma so fat she always has to sit in the middle of the plane because when she moves from to one side to the other the planes tips that way

8 Likes

Yo momma so fat when the plane takes off they ask her to go to the back of the plane

1 Like

Wanna know why the 747 has a hump? Because that’s the part where yo momma sleeps.

I couldn’t think of anything else. xD

14 Likes

Some funny jokes but this is not the place to have these kinda jokes!

Sorry to kill the fun

@Tyler_Shelton
@carmalonso
@MishaCamp

Please close this. It’s going to Hurt someone’s feelings

Good jokes thou 😂

1 Like

Had to tag a busy staff member. 😑 ( don’t tag them )

1 Like

They have said numerous times, if you want their attention, flag it! Tagging does nothing… And if you are going to tag them you might as well use the proper @ moderators tag.

1 Like

You mama so ugly, the old American Airlines livery cried.

7 Likes

This post was flagged by the community and is temporarily hidden.

2 Likes

Yo mamma so sensible she knows not to make yo mamma jokes on an IF forum

45 Likes