The strangest one I’ve ever heard?
“Ladies and gentlemen, our snack selection today does not include the Biscoff cookies due to exceptional demand. We do apologize for any trouble we have caused.”
😂
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I have two funny PA announcements 1 last spring I was flying back home and connecting through ORD here it is
“Ladies and Gentlemen sorry for the delay but we are finally going now the flight time will be about 1 hour and 20 minutes and the weather is sunny the whole way to Chicago and if anyone’s final destination is Orlando stay here after the flight and I will take you to the gate”
There was no response amongst the passengers
Pilot: Does anyone like football?
Still there was no response and the pilot went back to the flight deck
2nd
Ladies and gentlemen sorry for the delay we are still waiting for the ramp to open up so for now we are turning off the engines
5 minutes later
Looks like ATC has given the go ahead for the ramp to open up again it will take us a moment to get the engines restarted again
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I was on a Volaris flight and the flight attendant said something about the pilot kidnapping us and that there was no escape.
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I am not sure if this counts…
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome about Star Alliance member EVA Air flight BR256 to Taipei. We will show you the safety video shortly. Please pay attention to the safety video to ensure your safety.”
And suddenly they did the demonstration without the video, and with the demo equipment.
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2014 so a while ago
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Somebody pulled the good old fashion, Mike Hunt at my airport. sorry mods
UAL flight from ORD to FCO (Romw\e)
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“Ladies and gentlemen, Delta 2468 is now boarding those who need assistance, and diamond medallion members, (forgets and repeats the entire thing)”
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Another funny (but somewhat distressing one): (Freely translated from German) “Ladies and gentlemen, as probably some of the more frequent flyers might have noticed there were some unusual sounds after takeoff. This was due to us leaving the gear down to cool down the brakes as they overheated and had …°C (they gave an exact number) during takeoff roll.”
Beginning in German: “Wie die Vielflieger unter Ihnen vielleicht bemerkt haben…”
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Woah! XD XD
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Rip tires lol
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The craziest one was when I came back from Orlando and there was a plane that had just taxied to the gate that we were supposed to have and the captain said
“Hello folks from the flight deck, apparently one of our company planes decided to steal our parking spot so we’re going to deal with them southwest style” it made it 100x funnier because he had a deep southern accent
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After a looooooong taxi, due to many planes landing before a storm, as we reach the runway for take-off, the captain comes on and say: “sorry, we have not enough fuel left for the flight and will proceed to the filling station”, which was at the far end of the airport!
So we rolled all along the runway and back to the terminal…
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RIP. That must have sucked.
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Indeed… the most funny thing is that I had told my wife a couple of minutes before that we might end up with too little fuel… was right indeed! Taxiing lasted about 45 minutes.
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The flight attendant said TARMAC!!! I’m like seriously lol
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Imma revive this.
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“we are now first in line for takeoff and will begin takeoff shortly.”
we were about 20th in line at PHX
the pilot pushed the throttle forward, spooling up the engines and then suddenly realized we weren’t first in line.
We didn’t collide, but we nearly did, and it was also a sunny day
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More funny than odd but, after a particularly hard landing into Vegas on a stormy morning, a flight attendant came on as we were on the high speed taxi way.
“Sorry for the rough landing folks, it was not the flight attendants fault… it wasn’t the pilots fault… it was the asphalt.”
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The TaRmAc’S* fault
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