We're Expert Server pilots: Of course

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Hello all! As a Grade 3 pilot, there are many stereotypes and things I could say about my experiences and “incidents”. Here, we can talk about these, in the form of humor!

I’ll get us started off with a couple of examples.

We’re Expert Server pilots: Of course we get frustrated when people land on runways going in the opposite direction of traffic!
We’re Expert Server pilots: Of course we’re gonna get mad when we see someone with their strobe and landing lights on while taxiing!
We’re Expert Server pilots: Of course we crash out when we see airlines parked at incorrect terminals at our home airports!

Have fun posting! :grin:

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Is this gonna be a new topic trend :joy:

Anyway…

We’re Expert Server pilots, of course we stay patient and keep the order and lineup whenever there’s an ATC controller change…

not…

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All aboard the bandwagon!

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We’re Expert server pilot: of course we love to hate on the Casual/Training servers.

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We’re expert server pilots, of course we try to avoid EGLL/KLAX as much as possible

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We’re expert server pilots of course we get mad when we see a southwest at EGLL

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We’re expert server pilots of course we get mad when someone taxis through you when there’s a controller change

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We’re expert server pilots: of course we love it when the f-18 blue angel spawns at the gate next to you :joy:

Heavy sarcasm ofc

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We’re expert server pilots, ofc we get mad when we control in the training server and nobody seems to know how to play the game…

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We’re expert server pilots, of course only some of us are actually experts

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We’re expert server pilots: of course we always read user instructions.

:smirking_face:

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We’re expert server pilots, of course 50% of us have no idea what we’re doing and 50% of us dislike the other 50%.

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Waiting patiently for “of course we know what Flight Following is and wouldn’t dare request it while flying an airliner”.

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We’re expert server pilots, of course we have those select few IFATC controllers who scare us to absolutely to death

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We are expect pilots,of course we want our flights to be very realistic in all situations

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We’re Expert Server, pilots of course we don’t check the runway in use in real life when there’s no ATC, and instead just choose the runway that is colored green on the map :upside_down_face:

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This absolutely applies to me :rofl:

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We’re Expert Server pilots, of course we get mad at someone who’s flightplan is just direct between 2 airports instead of using simbrief

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Personally… I am thinking of 2 very specific controllers :zipper_mouth_face::zipper_mouth_face:

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We’re expert server pilots…
Of course we rage at the IFATC who tells us to go around after a 12 hr flight…

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