Well, Poop!

Just when I think I’ve heard it all. What a crappy situation . Ahem…

"United Airlines flight 895 from Chicago to Hong Kong had to be redirected to Anchorage Thursday due to a “passenger smearing feces everywhere”, according to Ted Stevens International Airport Police. "

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… people are losing their minds…

If he “smeared feces” anywhere near me, we would’ve had a big problem.

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That’s one way to put it . Ha

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Why would this guy do this! What has this world turned into!

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In United Airlines, either they throw you out, or you throw your… stuff… out!

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Well, that just took a big poop on United’s already worse situation. Now we are going to see meme’s that say “United, where we serve the passenger’s that have no class”

What’s funny though is that the guy didn’t get charged in the end…

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One loco world we live in !!

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Oh no. More like drag you out. Lol

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ehehehe, Well that must have stunk. And it just so happens to be United… they are in a crappy situation.

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Right? I thought that’s kinda weird . Considering you will get arrested for urinating in a dark alley way. Go figure

😂😂 crappy situation indeed. Literally. Haha

Sounds like the lad just decided to have a big night out on the plane

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Farts are already deadly in these pressurized tubes. Feces? 😶

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Gotta feel so bad for the ground crew that has to clean that aircraft

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If he passes the psych test, his punishment should be having to clean that.

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Well, this is something new for United.

I don’t think thats something new for just United I think its new for the airline business.

You stole my pun idea!

This is just a shame. United’s image is probably ruined, they’re in deep doo-doo…

Poop party: Now on a United flight near you

Wow, and just when we thought we have heard of everything🤭. This is umm, well. I honestly don’t even know what to say about this other than that it must have been a Crappy sitch.