Tutorial: How to NOT Ryanair

Butter575 · January 10, 2023, 3:53am

Welcome to the tutorial on how to NOT Ryanair. This tutorial will show you how to successfully NOT Ryanair.

Part 1: Takeoff

Your plane should actually be lined up on the runway along the center line. If it’s not you’re doing something wrong.

Takeoff is a nice rotation. Not a vertical takeoff like how it normally is.

Part 2: Cruising

If your plane is not inverted or stalling you are doing this part correctly.

Part 3: The Landing

You actually butter on the touchdown zone on the actual runway.

If your plane exited the runway and is on the taxiway, not the grass on the other side you have successfully done this part.

Part 4: Taxiing

If your plane is actually on the taxiway it should be going down the middle following the yellow line.

If the fire trucks are still parked at the station that’s a good thing.

If you actually park at the right gate and stop before hitting the terminal you have successfully parked your Ryanair plane.

If you follow all of these steps you will NOT Ryanair.

Thanks for viewing!

BP-Aviation · January 10, 2023, 3:58am

Fire trucks rushing to you? No
Police Cars rushing to you cause that is clearly not a Ryanair pilot flying? Yes!

Butter575 · January 10, 2023, 4:06am

Indeed lol.

United403 · January 10, 2023, 5:18am

This is very insightful! And entertaining 😆

Butter575 · January 10, 2023, 5:35am

Thank you.

Bbb · January 10, 2023, 6:03am

😂 Very Funny!

Butter575 · January 10, 2023, 6:17am

Thanks!

BongAviation · January 10, 2023, 6:59am

Very entertaining 😂

BennyBoy_Alpha · January 10, 2023, 7:01am

This was a very entertaining read!

Butter575 · January 10, 2023, 3:01pm

Thank you!!

RickysAviationYT · January 10, 2023, 4:32pm

Thanks for the tutorial! This will help my overnight landings! 🤪

Captain_Nicolas · January 10, 2023, 5:02pm

Very funny ! it helps a lot !

JetSuperior5192 · January 10, 2023, 5:29pm

I guess they should be hiring minions instead of pilots right now lol

OKCFlight86 · January 10, 2023, 5:40pm

Is it me or is that right landing gear on the center line… 👀😫🤪😂

jetblue816 · January 10, 2023, 5:50pm

That looks awesome

Butter575 · January 10, 2023, 5:55pm

It is just the angle. It was on the center line.

RedWolf · January 11, 2023, 12:49am

This is not realistic. There’s always fire trucks near the runway when Ryanair is landing

Jose_Luiz · January 11, 2023, 3:04am

It’s a great topic haha Ryanair and its quirks.

Butter575 · January 11, 2023, 3:14am

Thank you.

JiamingL · January 11, 2023, 3:19am

So humorous lol😂