Tutorial: How to NOT Fly the A320

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Today I show you how to totally not fly the Airbus A320!
Thanks to @JetSuperior5192 for the idea and @InfiniteflightproYT for the formatting idea.

FLIGHT DETAILS
Route: KLGA to a plane swimming pool
Flight number: US Airways 1549
Cruising altitude: well… this is tough…

TUTORIAL
We start our departure at LaGuardia taking off runway 4.

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We then climb to our initial altitude of 8,000 feet while looking at the beautiful river down below.
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All of the sudden some aggressive Canada Geese who wanted to attack some Americans came flying at the plane head first into the engines.
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You then realize you don’t have a choice but to turn back to LaGuardia. But wait- you can’t! You decide you want to go for a swim in the Hudson River with some fried geese for a snack.
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Watch out for the bridge! Sure wouldn’t want to hit that…
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Good job! You are almost there! Just lower the plane into the river nice and easy.
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Congrats! You can now go for a nice morning swim with your passengers. Enjoy that fried chicken!
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(Don’t worry, there will be some friendly boats to pick you up later.)

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#2

Oh the landing choices of back at LaGuardia, John F. Kennedy, Newark, Teterboro, or the Hudson river…of course the no.1 choice has to be Hudson river!

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#3

Of course! It’s a much more fun way land! You even have water slides!!

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#4

I rate this tutorial

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if you get this you are a legend

In all seriousness, great tutorial! My fried chicken is soggy, unfortunately, but hey- I can get my exercise in for the day by swimming in the Hudson!

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#5

Great! I’m glad you enjoyed your wet chicken! Hope you had fun swimming :D

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#6

thanks! My passengers are having lots of fun; they say it’s like going to a water park but without having to wait for summer! (US Airways really should have invested further…)

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#7

I’m glad to hear they had a great time!! Hope the water wasn’t too cold for them 😉

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#8

Wow, this humor series is growing up fast! Keep it up :)

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#9

Thanks!! :D

#11

What about the one and only DC-10?

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#12

Got it. That will be my next one instead of the A380.

#13

Wow! I see you followed my format for #landinggearisoverrated. I have taught you well young Jedi

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#14

always good to get a fresh tutorial that completely not inaccurate in any way

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#15

Yeah!! It’s very accurate.

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#16

Try this on the expert server, you will have more fun!!

please don’t lol

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#17

Landing gear is VERY overrated, plus it’s way more fun to land on the water without it. It will give you a more fun and exiting experience. (Don’t forget about the FREE waterslides!!)

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#18

I didn’t get this at first, now I get it lol.

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#19

Haha good :)

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#20

Well I guess you are a legend now
actually you always have been with these topics, so I suppose you’re EVEN MORE of a legend :D

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#21

Thanks lol :D

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