Tutorial: how to NOT fly the 717

Hello guys and gals. Today you’re gonna learn how to not fly the 717
Lets get started :)
PUSHBACK


Pushback 3 feet and you’re fine.
TAKEOFF

For gosh sakes people. If the taxiway is as long as the runway, TAKEOFF ON THE RUNWAY!!
CRUISE

You’re just cruising at FL320 and then… oh no! Your window opens mid flight and you’re being sucked out! Hanging on to the edge for dear life, you grab the bottom of the windowsill.


Don’t worry, the flight attendant has your back! (Or your leg, hahaha) she pulls your legs back into the cockpit and you’re saved!
Exhausted, you pass out on the floor. Who’s going to land the plane now?
LANDING

Don’t worry, invisible co-pilot Bob has your back! (Or the yoke) you can see him circled in red as he butters the bread.
TAXI

You want to hit the bumps at the edge. Always. It’s your signature.
PARKING

To lazy to go to the gate? Yeah, me to. Just park in the middle of the taxiway and no one would care.
Please let me know if this helped
-IFPYT

Im still never gonna give you up

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Nice MD-80

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British Airways 5390 reference

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Rickrolll hahahaha

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3U8633 also happen to get their window get blown out in the Himalayas.

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Yeah, that’s the point

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Good work, crash avoided ;)

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Don’t thank me, thank bob!

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