Tropical Vacation with the Bison

As the title implies, me and the :bison: took a tropical vacation to Puerto Vallarta Mexico :mexico: a few weeks back! Our routing was Denver - Calgary - Puerto Vallarta because the bison were trying to bankrupt me and wanted to go on WestJet’s 787-9 :sob::dollar::x:. I couldn’t say no to them even though I’m a poor collage student, so without further ado here our some pictures from our flight!

The number of bison I truly have

Number: 100,000 as of Febuary 27th at 6pm mst

Route: Calgary, Alberta :canada: → Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico :mexico:
Aircraft: WestJet Boeing B787-9 Dreamliner
Flight Time: Roughly 3hrs 45mins
(I am doing a flight at the time of writing and couldn’t look at my replay

The beautiful 2020 built 787-9 (C-GMKS) that will bankrupt me and bring us down to Mexico!


My beautiful wing view up in WestJets premium class :heart_eyes: while the freaking bison are stuck in basic economy. Their tickets alone cost me over $15000 :melting_face:


Bye Bye Calgary International Airport :wave::heart_eyes:


Kalispell and Glacier Park, Montana are over there somewhere :mountain_snow::national_park:


Bozeman aka obligatory @CedricFlys summon


@United403 summon
Oh wait… Im the one who took the photo :rofl:


Approaching PVR!!!


Final Approach :heart_eyes:
At this point I had yelled at the bison probably 50 times to behave :unamused:


One last look at this stunning bird before we went through customs :face_exhaling::heart_eyes:

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Omg I wish I was on that flight so I could take some more bison friends for my other bison lol

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Nice photos! I took my bison to get Mexican today but they kept trying to get the most expensive things :weary: they’re a costly bunch

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They are indeed needy, I spent a lot of money last night just so I could feed them :sob:

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They are the most friendly creatures with bank accounts :sob:

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Ha good one

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Bozeman aka obligatory @CedricFlys summon
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I’m in there somewhere!:joy:

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I love these bison jokes becuase theyre so out of context lmao

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think you could spare me a bison :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

wait this screenshot topic reminds me I have some screenshots to post hold up

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He’ll think about it.

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Oh their not jokes trust me
I actually do have a massive army of bison :grin::bison:

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Certainly
Heck, want 20?

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mooooooooo bison noises
proceeds to drain @United403’s life savings for a trip to Mexico

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They actually don’t “moo” like a cow. They are wayy more sophisticated than that, and can speak the following…

  • English
  • Spanish
  • French
  • Portuguese
  • mandrin
  • German
  • Latin
  • Greek
  • Chinese
  • Swahili
  • Japanese
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I just did this great route on Sunday

Can I have a bison? He could fit in my 172 when I fly in CAP

I can speak four of those :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

english everyone knows but im still learning spanish to communicate with 100,000 bisons @United403

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Same for me

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