Me: Mum, can you buy the most powerful tablet?
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Me: “Mom, why did you cancel the pro subscription?”
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Mom: “Because it’s expensive, it costs like infinity bucks.”
jk, i don’t have any intentions to say IF is expensive and say that’s good or no
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Infinity bucks 🤣
More like infinite money glitch 🗿
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Me: decides to sleep in since its Saturday
My plane: begins doing circles around EGLL because I forgot to wake up
Me: Finally wakes up, only to see AV-DAN at the airport
My Brain: Has a stroke
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The player base be like:
The Realist
100% Realism
0% Skill
The Gamer
0% Realism
100% Skill
The PhorzaSky
-100% Realism
1000% Skill
♾️% Landing aircraft where they’re not suppose to be
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“Hold up let me butter this landing 1st”
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What are friends?
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Violations for a living
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This is facts. I fell like you cant have both. I started out trying to be as realistic as possible but my skills were cheeks. Now, as I’ve been getting better at flying, I have been caring less about realism (my callsign is now the bogus OH-NOO because I’m too lazy to change it before every flight), and I just spawn wherever there’s a lot of traffic, not considering too much the real terminal/gates for airlines.
I would say im now 50% skill 50% realism lol
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I can’t meet for dinner tonight; I’m doing a JFK-LAX turn.
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Wakes up at 3am to land a flight
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Here’s one, our lives revolve around the plane and not us lol.
My parents told me to just turn off my phone when I was on final during dinner. I told them I literally could not to which my dad responded “give me your phone!” So I frantically went around said sorry to the controller and put it in a 2 hour ling holding pattern… I came back 3 hours later… 5 hour long flight from a 2 hour long flight… They dont understand lol
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How did you not run out of fuel lol
The controller must’ve been so confused… Did you get any violations for not following instructions?
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My favourite server is casual server…no violation…only fun actually🗿
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I loaded it up with fuel for no reason and idk how I didnt get a violation lol
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- What time is it now?
- How long is this flight? Plus the time taxiing…
- Will I be available then?
- Is my fuel enough?
- I’d like to think I know 50% of what’s being taught at ground school, without going to ground school.
- I want to be a pilot IRL.
- I think I can be ATC IRL too.
- When you said it crashed, what did you mean?
- Hold on I’m on final.
- Oof that’s a bad live landing, let me re-do on solo.
- My name is Juliet Echo Papa Papa Yankee Golf
- spams Calibrate
- Thank you, good day.
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Very good questions actually🗿
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“beep beep beep!”……………
🤬 IM UP, OH NO OH GOD….
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