Tell me you play Infinite Flight, without telling me you play Infinite Flight

Great one bro 😂

I just saw someone lift off at 200 knots with an A350…

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Wait, you don’t run on the runway?

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Hey Siri, how to land jumbo sized jet?

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Siri’s gonna tell you to use autopilot if you dunno how
Even on runways with no ILS

False. Siri IS autopilot…

mindblown

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Hey Siri, how do I fly a plane on my tablet?

Hey Siri, what’s what’s a landing gear?

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Me: I use my device for 14 hours on end.
Everyone else: What? How could you?
Me: I am only with the tablet for 1 hour. At most.
Everyone else: How?

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Hey Siri, do you know what you get when you go too fast under 10000ft?

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I see planes crashing at Lukla everyday.

Hey Siri, what does go around mean?

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I pay USD 79.99 for getting violations because of overspeeding by 5 knots and being banned from expert.

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A song by @Swiss.

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I actually was talking with him for a while, then he died.

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What if I said he is alive?

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dramtic music plays

My flight deck friends Fred and Martha are always complaining of no Pepsi on the 777 or A350…