Great one bro 😂
I just saw someone lift off at 200 knots with an A350…
Wait, you don’t run on the runway?
Hey Siri, how to land jumbo sized jet?
Siri’s gonna tell you to use autopilot if you dunno how
Even on runways with no ILS
False. Siri IS autopilot…
Hey Siri, how do I fly a plane on my tablet?
Hey Siri, what’s what’s a landing gear?
Me: I use my device for 14 hours on end.
Everyone else: What? How could you?
Me: I am only with the tablet for 1 hour. At most.
Everyone else: How?
Hey Siri, do you know what you get when you go too fast under 10000ft?
I see planes crashing at Lukla everyday.
Hey Siri, what does go around mean?
I pay USD 79.99 for getting violations because of overspeeding by 5 knots and being banned from expert.
A song by @Swiss.
I actually was talking with him for a while, then he died.
What if I said he is alive?
dramtic music plays
My flight deck friends Fred and Martha are always complaining of no Pepsi on the 777 or A350…