I just saw a Ryanair 737 land at LAX.
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You’ll set your alarm early on a weekend just to get a long haul in.
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“Full Reverse thrust actually just means full thrust”
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Literally same!!! XD
‘How do I land a 717 properly?’
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Odd statement I made a couple days ago…
Yo that app is cool what is it
It’s a flight simulator called Infinite Flight
Wow looks nice! cAn I cRaSh ThE pLaNe
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“No, you can’t, it’s meant for realistic opera-“
“Nice, uh, wanna get Starbucks other than talking about a boring game?”
Lolz haha many peeps say this
Siblings: WHAT BORING GAME IS THIS? YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING MINECRAFT
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Should I do this flight? Nah, I’m busy at that time. Or maybe this… nah, done it before. This perhaps? Eh. Too boring.
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Here’s another one,
Flying Project Sunrise with a friend
“wait mum please let me land”
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I play a flight Simulator that is one of the best for the price. It is #2 in racing games on the app store
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„Dinner!“
Captain speaking:
„Ladies and gentlemans, due to a time miscalculation of an untalented person we have to fly circles for an indefinite period of time before landing.“
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Mom: what’s for dinner?
Me: No clue
Mom: Well can you go look?
Me: Not really
Mom: And why not?
Me: I have a session in 30 mins
Mom: Can’t you do it later???
Me: No it’s a official radar session
Mom: For what???
Me: For My Life And Career I’ma be a Officer
Mom: After the session we need to figure out something for dinner.
Me: okay…Mom…
Mom: How did it go?
Me: A wall of feedback but I think it was decent.
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Wait wait almost landing please omg this is my first long haul in a long time, no pls please
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I have 5000 hours flight time
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I fly Ryanair to KJFK
I land a 747 in the smallest airport in the world
Me : talks to Ex GF
My phone : 100
Ex GF : What was that???
My phone : 50, 40, 30, 20 RETARD RETARD
Me : 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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MOM: Time to eat
Me: Just a minute, I am about to land
Mom: NOW
Me: Do u want me to get reported or get a Violation?
MOM: Your food is getting cold
Me: I will be there soon eat with out me then
Mom: whatever
Me(In my mind): “Story of my life always doomed to fail, Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale, that’s the story of my life” Song quote from Shrek the Musical! Hint: I was Pinocchio in my High School Play
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