Welcome back to Part 2 of my two-part series where I ruin your innocence and brag about what a good spotter I am, all from the porcelain throne
If you read Part 1, you know what’s going on, and if you didn’t, well, then you owe me a like, looking at you @callaa and @Camille you think I don’t notice? Also, I refute the claims of @Poxy — all of these jokes are man-made. Most of these shots are hella mid, thats why they are in Part 2. Anyway, enough talking, here you go:
This C172 and PA-28 both decided to do some pattern work, and both these aircraft got tossed around like they were Chris Rock and the wind was Will Smith.
This Southwest 737 coming in from Oakland — and I’m not surprised, because the passengers all looked like either a tech bro or a developer looking to 
gentrify:sparkles: the neighborhood.
Delta E175 coming in from Salt Lake City. I wonder what was with all the pamphlets and knocking on the doors.
United A320 coming in from Denver, where you can be high and get high at the same time.
All-white Citation X coming in from Atlanta. The landing was super smooth, so they didn’t crease the Jordans and white tees they were carrying.
Next up was a VistaJet Challenger 300 from Las Vegas, coming back from what I assume was a shotgun wedding.
After that, a Gulfstream G550 that made it 50 feet down the taxiway and turned back — probably because the client left their phone charger in the FBO lounge.
And then a Citation CJ4 from Dallas. If you ever meet someone from Texas, they’re always trying to compare sizes. Like, we get it — Texas is a big state.
Lastly, I ran out of stuff to put and stuff to say, so blah blah blah, insert sarcastic joke here. Here’s another angle of the G6 from
Part 1.
Well, that’s it. So give me a like or I’ll hold a grudge. Or don’t — but if you don’t, you’re probably someone who claps when the plane lands. I wanted to make an @AndrewWu fat joke and outright roast @Butter575, but I got too lazy to come up with those jokes on top of this, so just know you’re not off the hook and have it coming.
Disclaimer:
This post is 100% sarcasm and meant for entertainment. If you’re offended, take a deep breath, drink some water, and remember - I’m not politically correct and will never try to be, and I’m always gonna call you out on your BS.
And heres Part 1 if anyone wants to read it: