OK, fine — you caught me. I’m not Andrew, but I did get you to click this topic, so I already won. Now that you’re here, please stay and enjoy looking at rich people land in planes that cost more than a Cleveland suburb. Also, I’m gonna put the disclaimer at the top for this one because this is not for snowflakes. Everything said here is just a joke and should be taken as such, but if you think you won’t be able to take a joke, please don’t read on.
So here we have an AW-109 operated by one of my favorite helicopter companies, Helinet. This one came from UCLA Medical Center, so if I made a joke about that, I’d seem like a horrible person. So I won’t.
After that, there was N74VW, owned by “Earthship LLC,” which sounds like a religious cult.
Right after I got a Citation X from Aspen, a place so white I’m surprised Trump doesn’t own it.
After that, we got the Falcon 2000, which is the most disappointing Falcon out there. This thing was built in 1976, back when cocaine was part of the in-flight meal.
Next was a G450 from North Carolina. Not surprising, since Charlotte is known for banking and Bible-thumping.
A little later, I got a Global 5500 from Montreal — a place where they managed to put the two worst things together: Canadians and the French.
After that, a Gulfstream IV from Bangor, where the dress code is “no teeth, no problem.” Must have been trying to escape paying child support.
OK thats it.
