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But one flight, I was flying JAL business class 787 from Narita to Dallas. I was offered an Orange Juice on pushback. So I took it, then I spilt it 😂 So I covered it up with my jacket I and the flight attendant saw my jacket on the floor and picked it up for me and saw the big stain. But the rest of the flight was fine, I just have flight attendants cleaning it up for 20 minutes while I say sorry 100 times to them
When I accidentally returned to the wrong seat on the plane and my wife calls out my name HoNeY!! I am right here!! That was embarrassing 🤭🥶. ( Half awake at that time since it was a 16 hour flight JFK-VHHH)
I visited the cockpit before takeoff, then went back to my seat. 5 minutes later they called my name on the speaker to come to the front and a flight attendant gave me an a320 card (that’s the plane I was on). It was so awkward when they called my name 😂
I was on an SWA flight from SAT-BWI and I went to the rear lavatory, as I left the lavatory a friendly flight attendant asked if I’d like another soda, and I relied yes. Right after she handed me the soda the captain turned on the seat belt sign and said that there would be bumps ahead. As I got to my seat row 17, the turbulence cause me to spill the drink on on of my family members who was in the isle seat. Good thing it wasn’t a random person.
In 2017 I was flying from Nelson to Auckland on an ANZ ATR-72 aircraft. When i threw up so violently it was out of service for the remainder of the day, and I became the laughing stock of the ANZ Domestic Team.
Really helps to know that as I’m going into Flight Attending
I was on porter airlines to washington to see the smithsonian aircraft museums. I spilt a sprite on myself and I had to walk down the isle to the w/c and change. When I came out, I had to walk back holding my wet clothes including my underwear. I also have another story from that trip. So you know in a corner of the Udvar-Hazy center there are those Hiller flying platforms? Yeah my dad saw them and laughed and I laughed to to avoid the embarrassment.
Your lucky. For me it was two bottles of Vodka, both broke on contact. Long story short, vodka everywhere. Luckily I did not have to pay for it.
I also was really sick on a flight to Boston, poop everywhere. The flight attendants were pissed but understood I was sick. Now that that is stuck in your head, here is a happier story.
I was on a plane and I saw my friend flying the aircraft (I have a lot of pilot friends) so I decided to find a recording of a stall GPWS callout. I played that and he panicked, but before he pulled up on the yoke, I yelled hey [Insert Name Here], like my GPWS? We all had a good laugh about it.
I was @ RJAA or RJTT (I don’t really remember which one) and the visibility was at 100m so nobody could see any taxiways. So I pushed back to the direction Of thought I was supposed to go but went the wrong way. I taxied into a dead end and into a terminal. I didnt feel too embarrassed because nobody could see a thing.