Life insurance and car insurance rates skyrocket

I’m am very proud to say that with each of my landings I raise car insurance rates near airports by about 3% and life insurance rates of frequent flyers of up to 4%. I also am destroying pretty much all cargo

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wow 😯

my mom is a insurance worker :)

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OH MY GOODNESS MY CREDIT SCORE IS UP BY 0.000001 PERCENT! Let’s party!

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The cargo’s fine. It’s in Temu boxes it’ll survive!

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no call usps they’ll say it’s normal

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Oopsie

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MAN OFC I WAS TRYIIGN TO CAUSE AN INCONVENIENCE BUT OFC I CANT😩this is a sentence

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SOCIAL CREDIT SYSTEM 🤑🤑yes this is a sentence 👁️👄👁️

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???

usps ruins my package

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USPS flys fine they just whip their trucks like a crappy jdm drift car from fast and furious

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no i’m talking about U S P S

united states postal service

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Typo meant to say that mb🤑🤑🤑

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oh sorry yeah i guess they ok now

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No need to say sorry bc it was my fault . It’s not ur fault I forgot how to type lol😂

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so u decided to make a topic about it huh

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I’m just that guy

Yuppers crazy stuff

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And there’s no landing gear cus no need

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Cost cutting 101 for ya

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