Humour Tower (IF jokes)

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#1

Hello!
What would a forum be without some jokes? So, let’s post some jokes!

When you try to tell your friend you’re in the server
contacts departure
N70GF, with you.
N70GF, with you.
N70GF, with you.
N70GF, with you.
friend leaves and contacts moderator

:D

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#2

Q: What do you call when you’re sick of being in the airport?
A: Terminal illness.

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#3

Welcome to the forum @anon57891939!

Before posting, please check existing topics!
https://community.infiniteflight.com/t/aviation-humor/5328

Thank You

A_K IFAO (FDS 195[Heavy])

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#4

Its okay Alex, hes directing it to ATC humour, in my opinnion it doesnt need to be closed :)

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#5

Q: Where was the aircraft hiding
A: Don’t worry we found him, he was in plane sight

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#6

When IF is laggy:
Cactus 670, roger
Cactus 670, roger
Cactus 670, roger
Cactus 670, roger
Cactus 670, roger
Cactus 670, roger.

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#7

Man that pun was good.

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#8

Never said it needed to be closed! By the way, ATC is aviation…
I guess.

#9

Well than Air Traffic Control is a sub-category, its fine mate :)

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#10

LAX Tower
TW: United 30 Heavy cleared to land runway 25R
UA: Cleared to land runway 25R United 30 Heavy
TW: (Sees him landing at Hawthorne Municipal)
TW: (In real life face palms and leaves)
Playground is full of many funny things.
Note: United 30 Heavy was a Cessna 172. :D

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#11
  • That Moment when you forget to contact ground after arrival ;(
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#12

And when its Unicom and nobody else is flying, you think you´re on Solo.

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#13

Once in ATC Playground I saw a 777 landing at St. Barths. Didn’t go particularly well.

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#14

Ahhh well hopefully it didn’t cause a catastrophe.

#15

When you’ve managed to stay on the glide path, set the proper speed and flaps, touchdown soft, but you can’t seem to taxi off the runway. OOPS forgot my gear. Really embarrassing.

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#16

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#17

When you approach the tower, you have to be quiet. You don’t want to be the center of attention.

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#18

ROFL
I did not expect this to be a major post, and I’m a basic! Thanks!

That moment when you are about to finish a massive 3 hour event and your device crashes.

facepalm

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#19

Thanks man.

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#20

I hate it when that happens it annoys me so much. Well issue is I use Ipad 2 so I will crash.