Welcome to the tutorial on how to NOT Emirates! This tutorial will show you everything you need to know on how to do so.
Step 1: The Taxi
Here is our 777-300ER that we will be NOT flying perfectly today.
Who needs a pushback tug? If you want to get in the air fast you don’t have time for a pushback tug. Go ahead and taxi through everything.
Step 2: The takeoff
Make sure you are as steep as possible to get the passenger’s adrenaline pumping. The steeper the better!
Step 3: Cruising
There’s not really much here. Just stay inverted and you will be fine.
Step 4: Approach
Maintain cruising until the airport is in sight. As soon as it is go ahead and nose dive to come in for a landing.
Step 5: The Landing
Make sure to make it as hard as possible. Don’t forget to not use the landing gear!
Step 6: Taxi to the Gate
Who needs taxiways? No need to use them. Also forget what gate you were supposed to be at. It doesn’t matter.
Make sure to park at the smallest gate possible.
If you follow all these steps you will successfully NOT Emirates.
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