How Many times have you crashed on IF and what do you feel like when it happens?

So Generally I am not the best pilot, I do crash on occasion weather that be by airplane going out of control or forgetting to deploy the landing gear (Yes I really do that sometimes) I always feel pretty awful after I crash and even worse when I do it on live because you know, everybody saw me. Anyways I wanna know how many times you guys have crashed and how you felt after it.