Funny ATC Conversations

Hey guys, have you ever had a down right hilarious ATC conversation (like the person running ATC had no idea what they were doing?) Share them here!

For me, I find quite often that it’s the pilots that don’t know what they’re doing rather than the controllers.


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I was at KJFK, and I requested a taxi. KJFK Ground simply said “Continue taxi.” I’m like, “To where” so I request to taxi again. He repeats by saying “Continue taxi.” So I decide to request a certain runway (don’t remember which one) and he answered “Permission to cross runway 13L.” 🤦‍♂️

Great humor!

Fun conversations… @ykaviation

This would be better off in ‘humourous live things’ topic.


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