Funniest stories of Non-Avgeeks

At least it’s a Boeing in the picture and not a Cessna. 🤷‍♂️

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I was talking to my friend:
Me: Hey how was your holiday in cant remember?
Him: oh nice, really warm etc etc
Me: What airline did you fly on?
Him: umumuhhh a blue one?
Me: fine whatever, what aircraft was it?
Him: oh ummmm an airbus 747!
Me: blocks him on all social media jkjk

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the state of ATC and the expert server these days is pretty funny (:

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How? The IFATC does a great job.

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Hey I fly Cessna there great aircraft lol

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Wow. I didn’t know that they made such a tiny version of the 747!😒 however, I agree with @JT_Playz.

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I thought the 747 had 4 engines, but I guess I was wrong! jkjk

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Don’t worry. I would never dare mess with the Cessna gods. They are the fathers of all of our planes. (Idk if they actually are.)

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This is one of the few obvious Wikipedia mistakes.

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New MDHC-6 Twin otter!

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By the way I fixed the mistake.

Insert Gordon Ramsay head butt meme here

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Y’alls not get the joke? It’s a Gordon Ramsay reference.

Me: Look! It’s a Bombardier Q400!
Friend: what’s? bom…bar…tier?
Me: 😤
P.Sthere was supposed to be a spelling mistake

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So it’s basically a normal Monday at school. We were doing soccer for PE (Physical Education) and some of the girls in my class stayed back to watch the boys play. Better yet, my school is right under the approach path for my local airport so planes would pass low on short final. So this is how it goes. By the way I play in the defender position so I must always stay alert

ME: Watches my teammates play further down the field

Hears ATR engine but doesn’t look to see aircraft

ME: Quickly looks up for a split-second just to identify it then looks back down

By the way, everyone from 7th grade up in my school knows I love planes, so I always look up no matter what

GIRLS: “Hey Khyle! You feeling good?”, one of the girls shouted, “We didn’t see you look up!”

I ran of the field and explained to them what happened, then they immediately knew I was fine. Funny thing, one of them still carried me to the nurse later that day. 😂

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I laughed so hard while reading that…that is actually quite amusing

😂😂😂😂😂

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That’s really quite funny, spoiler alert, no one knows that I like aviation!

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So one day I am at school and I draw a quick sketch of a Boeing 737-800.
Then somebody comes over and says,
“Nice A390!”
I say, “That isn’t an A390 it’s a-”
“Oh, I thought it was. Is it an A400?” He says.
“That isn’t an A390 or an A400. Those aircraft don’t even exist. It is a Boeing 737.” I said.
“Ooooooooooh, my first guess was a Aire… Bus? Or a Boo… ig?”
It was hilarious. A little annoying, but funny.
notice the spelling errors he made.

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The a400 does exist.

Source

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I find it weird how when non-plane lovers still come close to an actual plane 😂

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