Funniest aviation jokes

I don’t have lounge so mods don’t kill me:) mine is:
Aman gets on a plane and tries to put his bag in the overhead compartment. The flight attendant walks up to him and says, “I’m sorry, we are going to have to check your luggage, it is too big” the man grumbles “when I fly othr airlines I don’t have this problem.” The flight attendant replies “when you fly other airlines, I don’t have this problem either” 😂

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In before regular comes in party poopin’

Love it!

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There’s a large difference.

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Yes, memes aren’t jokes( in a way)

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Anyone have jokes?

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An Airbus A320 lands and taxis off the runway. He rolls past a small home built aircraft on the apron. Over the radio the Airbus pilot says, “What a cute little plane you have there.” The home built pilot replies, “Thanks, I made it out of Airbus parts. Another landing like that and I’ll have enough to make another one!”

(Not my joke)

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Um … that was a mixture between a good and bad joke …

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How was it a mixture between good and bad?

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used to have this Aviation Humor

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now no worries about it being off tpic

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Love it, especially since it was about Airbus.

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The joke was badly written, however, once I comprehended it, it was much easier!

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leave it in RWA and this topic should be fine

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My laugh for the night😂😂

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One day, a plane was flying, some souls on board. Every single person died. Who survived?

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…, don’t get it

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Read it in context!

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A plane crashed on the border of the US &a Mexico, where were the survivors buried?

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This place is for jokes, not riddles

(I don’t know the answer)

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Survivors don’t get buried.

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