EK215 Trip Report

Last week, I decided to skip my classes at collage and take my Bison on a trip to Dubai ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช! Our routing to get there was Denver-Newark-Dubai on United! We were economy peasants but it was no biggy because I love UALโ€™s international products! We stayed at a Marriott ๐Ÿจ right near the airport to get amazing spotting views all week long and my oh my it was soooo worth the $4,000 ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ“ธโœˆ๏ธ!
We did all the usual touristy things like shop at the Dubai Mall, go Skiing indoors at Ski-Dubai, skydive off the Burj Khalifa, visit Palm Jamerah, and visit more markets and bizzares than I could ever count ๐Ÿ˜…! Donโ€™t ask me howโ€ฆ but somehow the Bison were able to participate with everything! If you ever get a chance, please go skiing with a Bison as it is one of most hilarious sights ever ๐Ÿ˜‚โ›ท๏ธ๐Ÿฆฌ! (Dont tell them I said this, but they suck compared to me) ๐Ÿ™ƒ

The location of Butter575 's ButterMowers

Flight Number: EK215
Departure City: Dubai, UAE
Arrival Airport: Los Angeles, California, USA
Airline: Emirates
Aircraft: Airbus A380-800
Seat: 7A (Upper deck, right behind the L6 door)
Flight Time: 15hrs, 55mins


We got to the airport around 3:45am local time for a 7:15am departure. Why so early United403? Well, A) because my bison begged me to, and B) because we wanted to visit the renound buisness class lounge! IDK what they did during the 2:30hrs that we were at the lounge, but I enjoyed myself some caviar, an absolutley devine smoked salmon omlette ๐Ÿณ, and spent about $100 on arcade games ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ ๐Ÿ™ƒ.
Anywho, once I finally found the bison, we headed to gate B21L where we were greeted by A6-EVQ, a 2020 built A380-800 bearing the very special โ€œDubai 50thโ€ livery! Apologies for the almost pitch black picture. I was rushing to get a picture before boarding and didnt really stop to thing about the lighting.


The Emirates gate personel were very kind and let me and the bison board first! We took up the entire center cabin of buisness class on the upper deck! When I booked these tickets, I didnt realize how many of us thereโ€™d actually be ๐Ÿ˜….
We pushed back right at 7:15, not a second before or after ๐Ÿ™Œ! The flight was abour 3/4 full, meaning we were gonna have a flaps 3 takeoff ๐Ÿ˜ณ! It will always amazing me that such a massive plane can ever get airborne ๐Ÿคฏ! Once the engines were started, it was quick 8 minute taxi to runway 30L. ๐Ÿ›ซ


As we were holding short of 30L, awaiting takeoff clearance, I got this perfectly timed photo of A6-EOG passing the runway threshold about to butter ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿ›ฌ! It had just finished a flight from Washington Dulles Intโ€™l (KIAD)! If you ever get a chance, do go to Washington D.C! Been there in the human verse (IRL) and its a fantastic city ๐Ÿ˜!


We used about 11,500 / 14,600 ft available to get airborne and omg our climb was scarely shallow. I canโ€™t imagine we were climbing more than 1,000 ft per minute. Even while being scared for my life that we woulnโ€™t climb, I did get this picture of a JAL A350-900 preparing for a flight to Tokyo Haneda (RJTT)! What a beautiful bird!


I snatched this picture right after I finished breakfast, which was delicious as expected! We were just about to leave Iranโ€™s airspace ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท and begin traversing Turkmenistanโ€™s ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ airspace and the eastern coast of the Caspian Sea, before flying over Kazakhstan ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ and Russia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ!
So for the breaky timeโ€ฆ I had an arabic mezze sampler, caviar platter, a kale and spinach frittata with pototoes and portabello mushrooms, a cappucino and OJ ofc ๐Ÿ˜†! I was stuffed and so ready for a movie! As its nearing the holiday season, I had to Christmas Vacation ๐ŸŽ„! Not many things in this world are as funny as Clark Griswold imo! After I finished that movie, I passed out for a solid 9 hours.


Fast forward that 9hrs, I woke up absurdly well rested over Portland, Oregon! If you look closely at my photo, you can spot Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams making an appearance just closer than the horizon ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ˜! Mt. St. Helens was just behind and below the number 1 engine!
Personally, I dont usually dream when I sleep on a plane, but I did on this flight about some flight simulator called โ€œInfinite Flightโ€??? IDK what that is and have no idea why it was the center of my dream. ๐Ÿค”
Anyway, at this point in the flight, I was starving and in desperate need for a shower. Food first, ALWAYS โ˜๏ธ. I decided on more caviar, the Bzar chicken for my main, and a wonderfully curated cheese board for dessert ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜‹.


It was a pretty uneventful 90 minutes after lunch. I decided to study a little for school and watch an epsiode of Outer Banks season 4! I highly recommend that show! I also had a Pina Colada from the lounge and it reminded me of all my amazing vactions to the tropics ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‹. Just like that ๐Ÿซฐ we were on decent and turning left-downwind for 25L at LAX! I need to be given an award for my photography because this photo of downtown Los Angeles and the San Gabriel mountains ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ธ


Some mysterious plane spotter by the name of Butter575 got this gorgeous picture of my plane on about a 1 mile final for 25L! Gorgeous, absolutly gorgeous ๐Ÿ˜


The landing was butteryyyy smooth ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿงˆ! Hereโ€™s one last view of our big beautiful bird! After 15:55 we made it safely to SoCal! Iโ€™m here for about 5 hours before we catch a flight back to Denver. Note to self, donโ€™t ever take your bison on an international trip - customs was god aweful chaos ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ.


Every great layover in Los Angeles has to be accompanied by In n Out ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅค
I deciced to splurge for the Bison and get 5 of everyone on the menu ๐Ÿ˜…

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the format of this trip report was inspired by @NonStopsAviation, and includes mentions of @Ryan_15, @Prestoni, and @Butter575

Cheers
@United403 and the Bison ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Iโ€™m telling the teacher

TEACHERRR!!! jk lol

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Thatโ€™s gonna be very difficult. youโ€™ll have to
#1 Locate the correct collage
#2 figure out which campus i actually attend
#3 figure out my program
#4 finally, if your lucky, find the correct teachers

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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i can do that lol easy

Sir I call ๐Ÿงข

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Ok, Iโ€™ll get it to you by tuesday ๐Ÿค“

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Marks it on my calendar

I just emailed your teacher

What the sigma

Not that word please

What a fantastic joke ๐Ÿคฃ

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After you come to my land I can say what I want ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

your teacher emailed me back saying

YOURE EXPELLED!!!

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Still funny jokes

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I am staying well clear of Oregon dw

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Bro said Utah ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iโ€™m NOT Phorza

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I for just a tad second mistook your profile pic with his ๐Ÿคฆ

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Anyone wanna do DXB-PDX with me? jkjk

Isnโ€™t bros a plane ๐Ÿ˜ญ your old man vision kickin in