Best Airplane Puns

Okay, I want you guys to tell your absolute best airplane puns here, the ones that’ll all make us groan.

What do you get if you cross a plane with a snake?
A Boeing Constrictor!

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Here are some from the previous thread😁


Actually, this is a duplicate

This one is still open, so this one shouldn’t be open?

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Please continue in one of the threads listed above. Thanks!