Aviation Jokes

Post your favourite QnA jokes and memes here

Here are some of mine:

Q: Why will a pilot never starve to death?
A: He can always boil his tie. (pilots eat with food in lap; getting tie dirty)


So a little boy and his mommmy are on an airplane. The little boy asks “Mommy, if mommys and daddys can make babies and mommy and daddy doggies can make puppies then how do mommy and daddy airplanes make babies?” The mom says “I dont know but go ask the pilot” The little boy goes to the pilot and ask him his question, and the pilot says “Our Airplanes dont make babies because were Southwest Airlines and we pull out on time!”

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