Airline Acronyms & Jokes

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Put some acronyms or plane jokes or even a funny Airline slogan! Most of these aren’t true. It’s just a bit of fun!

I made this topic just so people can have a good laugh! 😂


NOTICE: Do NOT put anything inappropriate here! (Hence why the normal Lufthansa Joke isn’t here)…


Airline Acronyms:

Aegean

All
Economy
Guests
Enjoy
A
Neck-Fracture

Air India

After
I
Return

I’ll
Never
Do
It
Again

Air Portugal (TAP)

T ake
A
P arachute

Alitalia

Aircraft
Landed
In
Tokyo
All
Luggage
In
Athens

American Airlines

A
Miracle
Each
Rider
Is
Currently
Alive
Now

Asiana Airlines

Always
Stay
In
And
Near
Aircraft

British West Indies Airline (BWIA)

Britain’s
Worst
Investment
Abroad.

Delta Airlines

Departing
Extremely
Late
Throughout
America

DHL Aviation

Damaged
Hidden
Late

El AI Airlines

Everyone’s
Luggage

Always
Lost

Garuda Indonesia

Good
And
Reliable…
Under
Dutch
Administration

LIAT Airlines

Lateness
Is
A
Tradition

LOT Polish Airlines

Luggage
On
Tarmac
(wave ‘bye bye’!)

Lufthansa Airlines

Let
Us
Forget
The
Hostesses
And
Not
Say
Anything

Olympic Air

Onassis
Likes
Your
Money
Paid
In
Cash

Pakistan International (PIA)

Perhaps
I’ll
Arrive

Philippine Airlines (PAL)

Plane
Always
Late

QANTAS

Quite
A
Nice
Trip,
Any
Survivors?

SAHSA Airlines

Stay
At
Home
Stay
Alive

Scandinavian Airlines (SAS)

Swim
And
Smile

Transportes Aereos del Continente Americano (TACA)

Take
A
Chance
Airline

Trans World Airlines (TWA)

The
Worst
Airline

Turkish Airlines (THY)

They
Hate
You

United Airlines

Usually
Not
Inclined
To
Eliminate
Disasters


Airline Jokes:

Spirit - We’ll break your Spirit!
Mexicana - Where being Late is Fashionable
MyTravel - MyTrouble
United - Would you like a neck pillow or a neck brace?
Frontier - You get what you pay for
Allegiant - Just Dont…


Which one is your favorite? (Ones that you may add may not be added)

This is a remake: Airline Acronyms and Jokes
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Take a Parachute ! 😭😭😭

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Delta- Delivering Every Living Thing to Atlanta

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Why was the first one closed?

Lol. I don’t get it. Are we supposed to read your acronyms or other people’s , because you sure took 75% of them

I left a bunch out ;)

(I compiled the last topic + some)

A320NEO: No Engine Option

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I’m gonna sound strange but I had a pleasant experience on spirit in economy the other day.

Allegiant Air’s cracked me up! 😂

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It really is hilarious isn’t it😑. how about United’s though! Hilarious!

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Where’s RyanAir? 🤔 .

RyanAir
Really
Yelling now
And
No
Actual
In flight entertainment
Rally bad

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Ryanair: Pay 2£ To See Our Slogan.

SWISS: Expensive, But You Get Chocolate.

Aeroflot: Что такое «английский»?

To save you the way to Google Translate: Aeroflot: What is “English”?

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Thomas Cook: We’re not TUI, even though we try our best to be!

Ryanair: The home of no-frills! In order to reduce your ticket price, we are going to be removing all lavatories on our aircraft.

Virgin Atlantic: We’re the overpriced version of BA!

These United jokes really need to stop! They’re being ‘dragged out!’

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That United one was the best! 😂

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Maybe that’s how they get the unbeatable fuel efficiency! Can’t beat a plane with no fuel burn 😂

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Aww, that’s mean (Escpecially to an airline with the most outstanding safety record)😂

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Exactly! That fit so perfect with their record

I nearly passed out from laughing at this (laughed non stop for about 10 minutes) 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dats a classic 😂😂😂

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Ryanair is the EA of the airline industry

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