This topic is here for all funny things about Airlines/planes. So here you can put acronyms or plane jokes or funny videos of Airlines or funny airline slogans or anything else. I’ll start off with an acronym:
Directed Everybody’s Luggage To Atlanta - Delta
This isn’t true obviously. It’s just a bit of fun!
I made this topic just so people can have a laugh! 😂
NOTICE: Do NOT put anything inappropriate here!
Add yours here if you are a regular (wiki):
Air Portugal (TAP) - Take A Parachute
El Al - Every Landing Always Late/Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost
Norwegian - Not Our Responsibility With Every Garment, It’s Absent Now
Sabena - Such a bloody experience, never again.
Aegean - All economy guets enjoy a neck-fracture
S7 - Yeah… our aircraft has a 99% chance of exploding.
Delta - Don’t expect luggage to arrive.
Emirates - Eat More In Rising Airplanes To Earn Splendidly.