Airline Acronyms and Jokes

Real World Aviation
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This topic is here for all funny things about Airlines/planes. So here you can put acronyms or plane jokes or funny videos of Airlines or funny airline slogans or anything else. I’ll start off with an acronym:
Directed Everybody’s Luggage To Atlanta - Delta
This isn’t true obviously. It’s just a bit of fun!

I made this topic just so people can have a laugh! 😂

NOTICE: Do NOT put anything inappropriate here!

Add yours here if you are a regular (wiki):

  • Air Portugal (TAP) - Take A Parachute
  • El Al - Every Landing Always Late/Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost
  • Norwegian - Not Our Responsibility With Every Garment, It’s Absent Now
  • Sabena - Such a bloody experience, never again.
  • Aegean - All economy guets enjoy a neck-fracture
  • S7 - Yeah… our aircraft has a 99% chance of exploding.
  • Delta - Don’t expect luggage to arrive.
  • Emirates - Eat More In Rising Airplanes To Earn Splendidly.
  • Allegiant - Just don’t.
  • TWA - The Wrong Airline
  • Delta - Doesn’t ever leave the airport
  • Spirit - We’ll break your spirit
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Airline Acronyms & Jokes
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  • Air Portugal (TAP) - Take A Parachute
  • El Al - Every Landing Always Late/Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost

I have added them to the wiki!

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#3

fREE bAGS! fREE fOOD- Southwest

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#4

I’ll make the original topic a wiki

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#5

Air India - Safety and Service is not our policy. Lol 😂😂😂!!

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#6

Allegiant airlines: Travel is OUR deal, that is, if our planes can get off the ground…

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#7

A few good ones!

ALITALIA- Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival

QANTAS- Queasy And Nauseous Tired And Sick

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AMERICAN: A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now

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Allegiant Air: Buckle up! Our aircraft are poorly maintained!

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#10

Another Qantas one:
Quite a nice take-off, any survivors?

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#11

Hahaha I like it!

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#12

Spirit Airlines: “You’re choking and need water? That’ll be two dollars.”

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#13

Remember, it doesn’t just have to be acronyms! It can be anything funny to do with Airlines/planes!
As long as it’s appropriate!

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#14

Qatar: Delta why you no like us ;(? Because we offer our customers the best legroom and service??

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#15

What do you call a cross between British Airways and Ryanair? Brian Airways!

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#16

I read that and literally fell of my seat on the bus 😂😂😂. U absolutely savaged American. Can u come up with any others for the big three.

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#18

But the topic is acronyms…

That seems a bit misleading then, right?

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#19

I am confused about this too. :/

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Not
Our
Responsibility
With
Every
Garment,
It’s
Absent
Now

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#21

Delta-Doesn’t ever leave the airport
Northwest-Northworst airlines
U.S. Air-U.S. Scare

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