This topic is here for all funny things about Airlines/planes. So here you can put acronyms or plane jokes or funny videos of Airlines or funny airline slogans or anything else. I’ll start off with an acronym:
Directed Everybody’s Luggage To Atlanta - Delta
This isn’t true obviously. It’s just a bit of fun!
I made this topic just so people can have a laugh! 😂
NOTICE: Do NOT put anything inappropriate here!
Add yours here if you are a regular (wiki):
- Air Portugal (TAP) - Take A Parachute
- El Al - Every Landing Always Late/Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost
- Norwegian - Not Our Responsibility With Every Garment, It’s Absent Now
- Sabena - Such a bloody experience, never again.
- Aegean - All economy guets enjoy a neck-fracture
- S7 - Yeah… our aircraft has a 99% chance of exploding.
- Delta - Don’t expect luggage to arrive.
- Emirates - Eat More In Rising Airplanes To Earn Splendidly.
- Allegiant - Just don’t.
- TWA - The Wrong Airline
- Delta - Doesn’t ever leave the airport
- Spirit - We’ll break your spirit