This is the new Airline acronyms and jokes (Mod approved) thread since the first version got closed. This thread is for you to post funny acronyms and jokes about airlines, read others’ A&Js and just have a nice time on this great community!
I hope you enjoy posting fun acronyms (and jokes)
By the way, here is the original Thread!
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Spirit
That pretty much sums up that joke
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UNITED
United is Never Interesting, and Tirelessly Extremely Delayed
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Haha, nice one!
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Air Portugal (TAP)
Take A Parachute.
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Delta
Don’t expect luggage to arrive
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SCOOT
Singapore-owned, cool, old it is not, oh man it’s fun, transport airline.
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Wait I have a better version.
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Pretty nice, i like it!
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Scoot
Sold-out, can’t on time, old planes, offers cheap, terrible.
Fact: scoots planes used too be old 777s from Singapore.
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ANA
Almost Never Arrives
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AAL(ICAO code for American Airlines)- Always Arriving Late
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Air Canada
Always Inducing Rants, Casually Awful, Never Allowing Food Always
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I love it, but it should be “never allowing drings aboard “
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Jetstar. More like OneStar
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All but a handful of them, on both threads seem extremely forced. Some are funny, but most of them, especially the acronym ones just seem like you’re making a joke out of something that is definitely not a joke. Not ripping on one person, just generally saying it…
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Qantas;
Quick And Nasty Terrible Australian Service
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American Airlines: Always delAAyed.
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Delta:
Doesn’t Ever Leave The Airport
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El Al
Extremely late, Abominable landings
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