Thanks for stopping by! Feel free to check out some images on my journey to Salt Lake City for a week to see some friends. These are all from the the best, John F. Kennedy (take it up in the complaints department if you disagree because I don’t wanna hear it).
Post 200 meter dash down Papa and Quebec! Guess who came in 1st? 😤
Thanks for stopping by, and feel free to shoot a reply here regarding this flight, and I will be happy to answer any questions you have.
Flight Number: JBU71 Aircraft Number: N828JB
We are currently in some severe turbulence over Kansas and my cranberry juice is going to spill. If someone could please give me some tips on how to make it not spill during an absolute attack on this aircraft, thanks. :)
In order to preserve the utmost confidence and security of the Sacred Cranberry Juice, please follow these instructions exactly.
Thou shalt not have thine tray table down.
Thou shalt hold thine Sacred Cranberry Juice in a manner so as to be in line with the g-forces of the aeroplane.
Thou shalt not spill thine Sacred Cranberry Juice lest thou be forsaken by the Gods of the Salt Late International Airport upon thine arrival.
Thou shalt expeditiously consume thine Sacred Cranberry Juice with no regards to the natural consequence of the unfortunate yet necessary ailment of “the Hiccups”.
Thou shalt not use the lavatory for the rest of thine flight lest thou endeavor to consume more of the Sacred Cranberry Juice.
I wish you the best of luck and would like to kindly remind you to protect the order of the Sacred Cranberry Juice.
Judging from the standard price of an Airbus 320, and seeing as there are 4 of them (not sure about the one on the far left because I can’t see the whole plane), I’d wager your total in aircraft alone is around
$404,000,000
I hope you enjoy this information and your dimly lit cabin for the next 3-5 hours.
