A little African poem

So Africa was featured today and I decided to make an aviation-related poem:

Never have I been to Africa,
Gonna have to do better than that
Give myself a chance, and go there.
You really do discover great things in the world.
Up, up and away!

Never will I regret my decision,
Gonna go explore the continent now
Let me off the plane please!
You don’t know how much I’ve been wanting to see this
Down towards the ground we go!

Now read the first word of every sentence in order 🙃

Cheers!

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Never going to not close these topics.
Gonna have to be more productive than that.
Give me a break and a relax.
You really do create interesting topics.
Up, up and away!

Never will I regret closing this.
Gonna go and moderate somewhere else now.
Let me off this topic please.
You don’t know how funny this is.
Down towards the close button we go!

Now read the first word of every sentence in order.

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2/10.

Could be better.

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Well my poem currently has 51 more likes than any of your poems ever got.

Let’s see you create a better one…

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Already did. You’re a couple of months too late, which is coincidentally how long people have to wait for you to give them basic customer service at your theater chain.

Also, I have actually had dates thanks to my ability to write coherent poems. Just sayin’.

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Actually had dates, well how did they all go, because as far as I’m aware you’re still dating around because you’re still single. I would rather be single and wait for the right person because apart from that, it’s just a waste of your time. So with that being said, you’ve wasted a lot of your time… simp.

Yeah, that points true, because we don’t usually like to let trash into the theatre. So sorry for the wait.

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Last I checked, so are you.

Additionally, it’s *you’re.

You literally just called your entire people trash. You self-owned Australia. No wonder nobody wanted to join you for your unofficial IF meetup. :(

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Well at least it was a COVID safe meetup, shame we can’t say the same for some other places…

Anyway, time to decide the winner…

And The Winner Is…
  • Declan O
  • JoshFly8

0 voters

Okay, that was fun. Hope you had your entertainment.

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Here’s your third option

  • No one won

0 voters

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