Airport/s: KMDT, KATL
Aircraft: Azul 208, Delta B717, Etihad A346
Routes: Patterns & KATL-KJFK
Summary
At KMDT, chaos broke out when a squad of penguins escaped from a research crate and marched straight toward the baggage belts like they owned the place. A gang of raccoons joined them, riding luggage carts as if they were roller coasters. The Azul 208 crew tried to restore order, but one raccoon climbed into the cockpit and refused to leave unless offered pretzels.
A random Brazilian man who adored anything retro started filming the whole scene with a 1990s camcorder, narrating in dramatic whispers. He claimed the animals were attempting to form their own airline.
By the time he reached KATL on a Delta B717, things grew stranger: the Etihad A346 on the ramp had somehow attracted a parade of airport cats, dogs, and one very confused goose. As he waited for his KATL–KJFK flight, he insisted the animals were following secret patterns only he could detect, possibly signaling an interspecies takeover of commercial aviation.
One of the biggest vs the smallest. (Totally didn’t cut him off…)
A retro departure out of KATL
Even more retro with newly retro. (Think about it)
@AvioesEJogos
B717 Greaser!
Reckless approach, or incompetent pilot?
Cheers till next time!




