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Airport/s: KMDT, KATL
Aircraft: Azul 208, Delta B717, Etihad A346
Routes: Patterns & KATL-KJFK

Summary

At KMDT, chaos broke out when a squad of penguins escaped from a research crate and marched straight toward the baggage belts like they owned the place. A gang of raccoons joined them, riding luggage carts as if they were roller coasters. The Azul 208 crew tried to restore order, but one raccoon climbed into the cockpit and refused to leave unless offered pretzels.

A random Brazilian man who adored anything retro started filming the whole scene with a 1990s camcorder, narrating in dramatic whispers. He claimed the animals were attempting to form their own airline.

By the time he reached KATL on a Delta B717, things grew stranger: the Etihad A346 on the ramp had somehow attracted a parade of airport cats, dogs, and one very confused goose. As he waited for his KATL–KJFK flight, he insisted the animals were following secret patterns only he could detect, possibly signaling an interspecies takeover of commercial aviation.


One of the biggest vs the smallest. (Totally didn’t cut him off…)



A retro departure out of KATL



Even more retro with newly retro. (Think about it)
@AvioesEJogos



B717 Greaser!



Reckless approach, or incompetent pilot?


Cheers till next time!

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Most incompetent pilot I’ve ever seen.

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You have no evidence…

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Damn..! How did you get this..!? This is amazing :heart_eyes:

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Took a photo of it departing…

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Bruh- oki…. :sob::folded_hands:

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Amazing photos! However, do the last 2 count as “Retro”?

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Sure they do!

Delta still operates the 717 …well probably only for a few weeks

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This one definitely
Only because I want to be on @AvioesEJogos good side

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Yet you’ll take every opportunity to tag me on a flying trash topic.

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But it’s from a retro era!

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He won’t bite if you’re on his bad side! Trust me I know!!

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Bro disrespected the cessna caravan with one image. :fire:

By flying Azul at KMDT or sizing it up to a B77W?

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Sizing it up to a B77W.

Na, never disrespecting a workhorse! The B77W just posed for a shot!

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