50, 40, 30, 20, 10 Smash

EGLL - EIDW
Ryanair B737-800

Does anyone know how to change a nose gear? Maybe @AvioesEJogos

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At Ryanair Headquarters:

Who’s gonna call insurance again?

Not it!

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The threshold might need some work too!

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I thought you getting older today would mean an improvement on your flying skills… guess I was wrong.

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Welcome to RyanAir, where we value legroom, landings, food and passenger comfort! Flying skills are the best for me!

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Thanks @Butter575

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking - unfortunately we have broken our landing gear upon landing and as such we are stuck. Please therefore brace for the impact of the next plane that will land on top of us.

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Thank you for flying Ryanair, Last year, over 90% of our flights arrived on time.
We hope you enjoyed yours and we look forward to welcoming you on board again soon.

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GEICO covered the dreamliner so call them

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Go around go around GO AROUND!!!

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I’m pretty sure the count is supposed to go more like 50, (pause), 40, (pause), 30, (pause), 20, (pause), 10, (pause), (pause), touchdown.